AprilinSpring

yujuchingu:

I’m writing a depression themed cookbook and the first recipe is plain store bought tortilla chips with no salsa or anything and you eat the whole bag

(via toastbutteregg)

champagnepepes:

if a girl does that thing where she puts her hand up to urs and is like “wow ur hands are so big!” she is trying to bang u. just a tip to u all

(via humorrelated)

mindfulwrath:

scullyandspock:

sassyabrahamlincoln:

water is tasteless but some water tastes better than other water

it’s because of minerals in the water

we crave those minerals

(via justbrosthings)

okaytrue:

*comes across a slight inconvenience*
me: you know what would solve this ????? death

(via ugly)

yes babe, the heelys are off this time I promise, please come back to bed

lamapalooza:

*rips sheets off to reveal the heelys are still on*
I fucking lied the swag never stops

(via ameliastardust)